weswilson | Aug. 14th, 2003

Dear God... could you please:

Stop making me feel I'm surrounded by fucking idiots every time I leave the house or log on the computer?
Remove the crafty ants from my home so that I can stop feeling like they are crawling all over me, even when they aren't?
Give me some time in my week that I don't feel I owe to someone besides myself?
Make the contractor hurry up and finish the job?
Find me some people who might possibly want to play boardgames within the same decade as me?
Let me understand how I could wake up convinced it was 9:30 in the morning, take a shower, get ready, and THEN discover it's only 7 am?