I'm a posting MACHINE!

Man faces 20 years in prison for growing 3 marijuana plants, but gets probation because they were so scraggly.

Pick up your Enron Retirement Planning mug... thanks khrome

I also recommend that everyone become a fan of Homestar Runner so that you can appreciate the StrongBad E-mails.

AAAAAAH! MORE STRESS!

So I've been trying to get Danny and Rodney to call me this week and let me know when someone will be at the club. I've got all my palettes and wood in the alley beside the club and am waiting for someone to let me in so I can move it to the area I'm storing it. But no one has called me.

So I call Danny today to ask questions and he informs me that people are going down there today to get rid of it because the city left a note saying it had to be done today. DOES NO ONE THINK TO CALL ME? Christ! I told them, "I'm at your disposal, I can do this any time." I swear, it's almost like people WANT me to lose all my stuff.

Curiouser and Curiouser

As the day goes on, I can't help but get the feeling I'm being left out on moving my materials. I hope it's not true, but I'm gonna go down there and see.

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So I went to the club this afternoon, and all my lumber and palettes were gone. Over $1000 in timbers alone.

One might wonder where it is, till one remembers that Danny mentioned they were taking some old coolers to the dump. Is it funny that Danny isn't answering his phone right now.

I don't understand why people want to sabotage my efforts.

WHEW!

My lumber is safe... they did the unthinkable, and actually moved it inside the building.

I never would have expected them to do that.

Jeez, I'm a nervous wreck.