From Bash.org

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

Screw You, ATI!

So while doing a random windows update, I noticed that the Radeon 9200 was listed as having some new drivers on the microsoft page. Being a reasonably forgiving person, and it being two years since the last time I was screwed in this fashion, I decided to install them.

Silly me.

Even downloading drivers off the ATI site hasn't repaired the damage... which appears to be some kind of refresh issue. My web pages load top to bottom, taking about a second to fill in. Pages scroll in jagged lurches. Switching windows involves some kind of lag that is driving me NUTS.

Now, it could be some other windows update is the issue, but I'll never know. I'm going to have to do a reformat and start from scratch if I'm going to fix this issue.

Fuck you very much, Microsoft.... I really wish a pox upon your house. You're just pissed cuz I got tired of getting trojans and stopped using your shitty browser, aren't you?