From Bash.org

[weswilson]

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

Comments

[turbopunk.livejournal.com]

an oldie, but a goodie . . .

[viylette.livejournal.com]

Haha, I love it.

Although, since I live out in the sticks no one will see me. But, to show my support for my country I will do my patriotic duty. :)

[fritzling.livejournal.com]

You could always do the same thing I'll be doing. *nods*

[viylette.livejournal.com]

You can come watch me walk around naked. :) Hehe, it is just practice for Fantasm, anyways. Speaking of Fantasm, how does one go about acquiring one of your Wands of Judging??

[fritzling.livejournal.com]

Proper bribing. Any and all bribes will be considered.

This is, of course, you want to get one of the Wands that I'm giving away. Other ways to procure them are to enjoy the festivities, participate in the events, and win! They are the first place prizes. And, I believe, one will be auctioned off.

If I have more than one to give away, then I will have have an extra to be bribed with. I've already recieved several bribes for the one I KNOW I'll be giving away (last year I was able to give away 3 - but I will be able to give away at least one)... and there's one bribe that I doubt will be outbribed - and, of all things, it's Dude that made the bribe. (and no... *grins* it's not sexual)

[idav5d.livejournal.com]

..or you could just wait a couple of more weeks and see most of the women of Huntsville is some form of undress.....

[weswilson]

true... here's hoping.

[missv.livejournal.com]

The neighborhood guys will need to get their lawnchairs out of storage and stick 'em in a snowbank and I might just get a case of frostbite where the sun definitely don't shine but, because it is my duty as an American to battle the forces of tyrrany, I will get nekkid on Sunday! Can I wear my snow-blowing boots though? Pleeeeeease??

[weswilson]

hmmmm... ok... but I require you to share pictures to ensure that it's ALL you had on...

[rod-swollen.livejournal.com]

dude! did you see the way that fucking BSG ended! omg isnt it the best ending of a season ever?

oh thats right, ive seen the entire fucking season and you are still on lamer episode 6. damn, hahahaha. i fucking rock and you suck sausage.

ive got to tell you though, i have never been so upset that a season is over. i miss it so much that it hurts. i need more episodes wes. make season 2 happen right now!

[weswilson]

it's happening right now... in the dimension next door.

[blackfeatherdjr.livejournal.com]

dude, i think you just came up with the perfect idea for a party at fantasm.

*dazed grin of delight*

[weswilson]

eh... I've had better.. ;)

[fritzling.livejournal.com]

Great! *rolls eyes* The only naked girl I'll see is my cousin walking around the farm. *is saddened*

Maybe I'll have to hang out at your place for this event. *nods*

[weswilson]

TP seems to suggest this is an old bit... so it might just be my friends doing it.

[fritzling.livejournal.com]

if Hollywood can rehash an old bit, I see no reason why Huntsville can rehash and old bit. *nods*

[cacophonous-joy.livejournal.com]

speaking of naked girls, you need to call Ron (about getting his "home movies" online). does this mean we won't be arrested for indecent exposure, since we would be aiding our country?

[weswilson]

yes... yes I do... things have been a little rough... but I'll try to reach him tonight or tomorrow.

[ditz-35801.livejournal.com]

Good try Wes :)

[weswilson]

you balk! for shame! Where's your patriotic spirit?

[fritzling.livejournal.com]

yeah... what wes said!!!

[babytndrluv.livejournal.com]

You are definately an evil genius

[thewordoffred.livejournal.com]

I suspect there are terrorists on my street!

They know I know they are there.

Perhaps being surrounded by naked women will protect me.

[weswilson]

I support your efforts...

[closetdiva.livejournal.com]

this is cute, wes, honey ... but...

it assumes that all Islams are terrorists damnit.

I'm such a loser. I pick apart jokes.

[weswilson]

you ruin all my fun!

[closetdiva.livejournal.com]

i suck.

[weswilson]

hahahhahah!

[ladykat88.livejournal.com]

Being a big American supporter I'll do my part....can I just ride my tractor around while I'm doing my farm chores?

[weswilson]

YES!

snapshots, please.

[dawsongirl70.livejournal.com]

hmmm where will I be sunday at 4:00 - I think enroute to an Oscar's party. Would it count if I was in a car? I guess it really all depends if I still have the cherry red rental car or not. They may charge more for the ass print on the seat... :)