Weirdness in my life.

[weswilson]

My dog has started humping my coat. Keep in mind that my dog has been fixed and she's female. She wants to dominate my jacket... it's really weird.

There's a mouse/rat in my house that's hiding in my back storage room. Abby has been snooping around back there lately, and I finally got a glimpse of the fuzzy rodent the other day. I think it's funny to taunt my dog with ideas of catching it.

My hair stands up way too high when I get up in the afternoonmorning.

The world keeps getting smaller... I keep running into people from my past and finding out how closely linked they are to my present. Sometimes it's fun not to live in a big town.

I'm #1 in my Fantasy Golf League... who woulda thought it?

I always think it's funny when people tell me I'm a "player"... I ask them who they know that I've slept with, and then they stammer. I really am amazed at what people will believe to make themselves feel better. Is it really so much easier to believe bad things about me?

I've been wearing the same bathrobe for over 11 years. I love it. It was a gift from the first girl I dated after moving back to Huntsville from Auburn.

*yawn* Time for bed.

Comments

[ex-bellwag.livejournal.com]

I always thought you were a ladies man, but not a player. Your friends with all my friends and I haven't seen you pushing up on them like a playa would. No worries, just pull out your ho card and smack'em in the face with it.