Ok, which of you jokers is responsible for this e-mail?

You have been reported by an anonymous concerned Christian friend. The group I
work with, Jesus Watch, and I are concerned about your online activity. Now
keep in mind we aren't 'attacking' you or anything, we write to you as friends.
It is my hope that you receive our lord and saviour Jesus Christ into your
life.


Now you are probably interested in what sins have been reported. Think back
and honestly try to see if you have taken part in any of the online activities:

- Viewing or discussion of child pornography.

- Glorifying fornication or practicing in 'virtual' fornification.

- Supporting the government taking the lives of convicts. We must pray for
them, not kill them.

- Supporting interacial marriage. Remember that the Lord has created many
beatiful versions of man and to mix them would destroy them.

- Blaspheme.

- Practice or online discussion of the occult. Do not sow the earth with evil.

- Participating in online discussions which encourage drug use.


If you feel you have been unfairly put on our sinner list, go here:
http://www.jesuswatch.org

Before you decide however that you do not want to take advantage of our
encouragement, remember that it is never too late to repent and ask our lord
and saviour Jesus Christ for forgiveness. Some things to keep in mind are:

Forgiveness is not just a trait our Lord and Saviour can possess. You too can
learn to forgive.

Ephesians 2:5 Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with
Christ, (by grace ye are saved;)

Receive more words of encouragement or be removed from our sinners list at
http://www.jesuswatch.org

Oh, and btw...

That picture of Bush with the upside down book isn't real.