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[weswilson]

Phone call from my mom:

This weekend we went to Raj's daughter's wedding. Do you remember Medhu? Anyway, I had to work, but your father made the wedding. I got to the reception at 7 at night, but dinner wasn't served till 11. You wouldn't believe how curry for 600 sihks smelled. I asked Harry if the wedding was just as boring and long as the reception. He said yes... and the music sounded like two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

My family kills me.

Comments

[iwillfearnoevil.livejournal.com]

Medhu Metha? Who had a little sister whose name started with an S or something? She was my best friend in 4th grade....

[weswilson]

yep... Sunana

[iwillfearnoevil.livejournal.com]

Dude, who did she marry? It was an arranged one? that was always our big topic of discussion in gym class - whether arrange dmarriage was good or bad and if she'd really do it.

[weswilson]

I know she married a Sihk... and I think they are both doctors. But I don't really have any other data.

Btw, this jesting is meant to be at no one's expense. Please don't repeat what was said here to anyone who might find it offensive.

[iwillfearnoevil.livejournal.com]

Oh, np....I left Hunstville in 95 and have only been back for a couple funerals and a wedding or two. I don't even know anyone who knows anyone who would find it interesting. Thanks, tho - wow, dude, I guess she really is doing EXACTLY what she said she'd do when we were in the 4th grde......

[bluebearpants.livejournal.com]

"Btw, this jesting is meant to be at no one's expense. Please don't repeat what was said here to anyone who might find it offensive."

YOUR SALMON SUX!

;)

i wish my mom said, "fuck" more often.

[weswilson]

QUIT TALKING WHILE I'M GOING OVER THE SPECIALS!

[bluebearpants.livejournal.com]

"sir, could you stick your cock in her mouth and shut her the fuck up?" -bh

lol

[dawsongirl70.livejournal.com]

well I haven't heard your mom cuss before - should be a fun night when that happens!

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[weswilson]

she actually didn't use that word... but referenced that father had.

Re: lol

[dawsongirl70.livejournal.com]

ahh Yeah - I've heard him cuss before - make more sense. :)

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[weswilson]

oh, Mom will cuss... don't assume she won't!

[missv.livejournal.com]

Awwwww....but "Monsoon Wedding" made it look so fun.

Although steeping in the aroma of curry for 600 would definitely leave you smelling like the exhaust fan behind an Indian restaurant for a few days.

[dawsongirl70.livejournal.com]

The 600 people with or without curry scares me - I mean holy buffet table Batman - how much money they must have poured into that event!

[prismfire.livejournal.com]

I have a friend of Hindi religion who got married *yes arranged* 400 guests and her father paid over $95 000.00 for the wedding so add another fourty or so thousand to that

[jonsey.livejournal.com]

bwwahahahhahah that is too freakin funny!

[fahkingnut.livejournal.com]

Now I know where you get it from!!! LOL

Love & Hugs,
FahKingNut

[closetdiva.livejournal.com]

haha awesome!