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Apr. 18th, 2005 03:07 pm
weswilson: (Everyone)
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Phone call from my mom:

This weekend we went to Raj's daughter's wedding. Do you remember Medhu? Anyway, I had to work, but your father made the wedding. I got to the reception at 7 at night, but dinner wasn't served till 11. You wouldn't believe how curry for 600 sihks smelled. I asked Harry if the wedding was just as boring and long as the reception. He said yes... and the music sounded like two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

My family kills me.

Date: 2005-04-19 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluebearpants.livejournal.com
"Btw, this jesting is meant to be at no one's expense. Please don't repeat what was said here to anyone who might find it offensive."

YOUR SALMON SUX!

;)

i wish my mom said, "fuck" more often.

Date: 2005-04-20 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluebearpants.livejournal.com
"sir, could you stick your cock in her mouth and shut her the fuck up?" -bh

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