Awwwww...

Dec. 19th, 2002 10:33 pm
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[livejournal.com profile] lunatikl got me a floor heater for X-mas!!!! Now I can have warm tootsies all the time!

There's good news! Your cancerous colon is coming to town!

But the bad news is my power bill... "2" stands for expensive damn gas.

Date: 2002-12-19 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theashifaction.livejournal.com
is that for your HOUSE????

Date: 2002-12-19 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theinnocence.livejournal.com
oh
my
fucking
GAWD

[cringe]
i'm glad i a got a 2 ton breathing heater in my bed

Date: 2002-12-19 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] necrophagi.livejournal.com
See?! SEE!? You NEED to move into the COLON!!! COLON=LOVE&WARMTH

*mwah*

good lord

Date: 2002-12-19 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] casio-casanova.livejournal.com
i had a bill like that about 5 years ago when i was living in this shithole in 5 points. gas heat and and a drafty crib will rip you a new one if you're not careful.

Date: 2002-12-19 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedfreak.livejournal.com
I don't know which is worse.

Sympathy pains for the electric bill (I used to live in a 150 year old house in Northern West Virginia and know EXACTLY what it feels like to open "the envelope")

or...

Learning that I now have the chance to get on my hands and knees and crawl through a mock-up of what kills the vast majority of men in my family.

Date: 2002-12-19 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistopher.livejournal.com
you must have the coolest monogram ever. is that a monthly gas usage?

Date: 2002-12-19 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohmyhead.livejournal.com
I haven't turned my heat on once since I got here.

*runs*

Ouch..

Date: 2002-12-19 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alladinsane.livejournal.com
At least it wasnt here in Georgia, land of the deregulated natural gas industry or you'd really have been fucked hard...

Date: 2002-12-20 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittymel.livejournal.com
Wes - 3M makes this plastic kit for the insides of your windows, trust me it really works, I would think it would be worth the small investment and the afternoon it would take to install it. My house would be a refrigerator if it weren't for this great stuff.

As for the colon, it will be coming to Chicago, so now I can really see what Dad's diverticulitis is all about!

Help is on the way~

Date: 2002-12-20 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mariapapita.livejournal.com
Wes_ Take up a collection_
people will donate to a cool cat like you!
I would.

You gonna come over on Fri.?

Re: Help is on the way~

Date: 2002-12-20 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mariapapita.livejournal.com
FRiday next week goofball-
I'm in VA till after Christmas.
That is unless we both die in a horrific car crash on the way home. In that case, we leave the dog to you Wes. You may sell her to pay off your debt.

Date: 2002-12-21 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rod-swollen.livejournal.com
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me rent with included utilities!

*snicker*

Date: 2002-12-21 09:48 am (UTC)

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